"AKRON, Ohio - A 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel, police said."
There has to be more to this story. I can't begin to fathom why someone would be jealous of a 52 year-old stripper, unless they were like, a 54 year-old stripper, in which case I am even more intrigued to know why demand for near-geriatric strippers exists. Not that you even need to read the rest of this article, but here it is if you're interested...
There has to be more to this story. I can't begin to fathom why someone would be jealous of a 52 year-old stripper, unless they were like, a 54 year-old stripper, in which case I am even more intrigued to know why demand for near-geriatric strippers exists. Not that you even need to read the rest of this article, but here it is if you're interested...
"Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn't think the club needed more dancers. One of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room, police said. The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant. Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened."
What disappoints me the most is that the article had to take the down turn at the end in that thinly veiled reference to the economy with the little "needed the money" dig. Because no one can even read a news article about stripper fights for three damn minutes without having to hear some waahh-waaaahhhhhhh comment like that at the end about the plight of the desperate. I'm not really sure why everyone is under the impression that no one and nothing, including stripper violence, can go on functioning normally anymore in our world because of "this economy" and "these uncertain economic times". Blah blah BLLAAAHHHH. The only person that's allowed to bitch about the economy is the 52 year-old stripper, and only because it's very possible that she lost her previous job, which led her to senior citizen stripperdom and the subsequent facial lacerations. So unless you've recently turned to stripping and have the stiletto wounds to show for it, you probably have nothing to complain about.
Speaking of complaining, if I have to hear that trendy dipshit term "recessionista" one more time...
What disappoints me the most is that the article had to take the down turn at the end in that thinly veiled reference to the economy with the little "needed the money" dig. Because no one can even read a news article about stripper fights for three damn minutes without having to hear some waahh-waaaahhhhhhh comment like that at the end about the plight of the desperate. I'm not really sure why everyone is under the impression that no one and nothing, including stripper violence, can go on functioning normally anymore in our world because of "this economy" and "these uncertain economic times". Blah blah BLLAAAHHHH. The only person that's allowed to bitch about the economy is the 52 year-old stripper, and only because it's very possible that she lost her previous job, which led her to senior citizen stripperdom and the subsequent facial lacerations. So unless you've recently turned to stripping and have the stiletto wounds to show for it, you probably have nothing to complain about.
Speaking of complaining, if I have to hear that trendy dipshit term "recessionista" one more time...
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