I think that huge ugly ad that you just dropped directly over the news website I was reading was trying to get me to become your customer, but wow, did that backfire, because now I don't see you as a something I should give my money to, but as a rude pest who INTERRUPTS MY GAY MARRIAGE/STATE VEGETABLE ARTICLE.
The New York State Senate is in a marathon session right now, working out the Empire State's pressing issues, like where we should find billions of dollars to pay for all our superfluous shit, and how we can incorporate an ear of sweet corn onto our state flag (maybe one of those Excelsior broads can just like, hang on to it, perhaps instead of the scales of justice, or pretend to be eating it? Besides, if they vote down the gay marriage thing, then we really won't need the scales of justice on there anymore anyway).
So as you can see, Citi, while we in New York really appreciate your giving the Mets a metric ass-ton of money so they didn't have to play on that decrepit field anymore, neither I nor the state legislature has time to entertain your uninvited shenanigans right now, especially when you make it so impossible to find the miniscule "CLOSE [X]" button. So you just calm down for tonight, and in a couple days, you can get back to reeling in people who get distracted by shiny things.
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